Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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Why did the man that drank 10 cups of poisoned Lipton not die?

He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.

How can we build this?

A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Why do Mexican cars have such small steering wheels?

So they can be driven while handcuffed.

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What's the hurry?

Me: Nothing officer - Just didn't want to slow you down. Cop: I was pulling you over. Me: Well I get that. Now.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.