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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.