Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

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What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.