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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest