Handcuff Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

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Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

What do you call a handcuffed man?

A. Trustworthy.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

What do you call a fake Irish diamond?

A shamrock.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why Couldn't the Ancient Egyptians Build a Plane?

Because, it wasn't very Pharoah-dynamic.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

How do tiny Mexicans cut their pizza?

Little Ceasars

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a police officer that doesn't get out of bed?

An under cover cop.

What did the police officer say to his stomach?

I've got you under a vest.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What does a Bears fan do when his team wins the Superbowl?

He turns off his Xbox, and goes to bed.

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers