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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

What's Irish and sits out all night?

Patio furniture.

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What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do you call a depressed dog swimming in a pool?

A watermeloncollie.

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture