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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How did Kim Kardashian break the net?

She sat on it.

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's an Irish seven-course meal?

A six-pack and a potato

What do you call an Irish sniper?

Amon

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a toddler?

The pool doesn't scream when you go in dry.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!