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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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How did you prepare for today?

Red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What would be funny about Hillary as president?

That she would be sitting at the desk that Monica once kneeled under!

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What do you call and Irish person who stays outside all night?

Paddy O'Furniture

How do you call it when an Irish person goes out for drinks?

A bargain

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Why can't DJs play pool?

They always scratch.

Why are they called dive bars?

Because they have pool

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture