What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

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What game do Anti-Vaxxer's kids play in the pool?

Marco Polio

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

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What's white and Irish and sits in your backyard all year?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture