What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

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What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture

What's green and sits on the porch?

Paddy O'Furniture. Happy St. Patrick's Day!