What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How many feminists does it take to screw in lightbulb?

It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.

What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench?

The nba

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

What is the difference between being Scottish, Irish, or Welsh?

The difference is what people you hate

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool

Paddy O'furniture Jokes More Paddy O'furniture Jokes

What's Irish and sits on your lawn?

Paddy o' furniture

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture