How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

1 in 50 million has a chance of becoming a human being.

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What's green, white, and orange and only appears once a year?

Irish pride

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.

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Why don't Mexicans have BBQ s?

Because beans always fall through the grill.

What did the cannibal have for lunch?

Baked beings (beans).

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Why are there only 239 beans in Irish stew?

Because one more, and it'd be too farty.

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.