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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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How many beans are in Irish bean soup?

Two-thirty-nine. One more and it'd be too farty.

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!