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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would have been too farty.

Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

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Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty