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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

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What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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The Leprenomichaun.

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Why are there only 239 beans in a bag of beans?

If there were one more it would be two-farty!

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty