How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How much power does a hearse have?

1 corpsepower

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What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

What did one bean say to the other?

How you bean doing.

How does William Shakespeare make chili?

With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

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How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".