Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"

Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.