How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Previous Random Joke Next
1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call Irish sunscreen?

A pub.

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Bean Jokes More Bean Jokes

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

239 Jokes More 239 Jokes

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot?

Because any more would be too farty.

Farty Jokes More Farty Jokes

Why are there only two hundred and thirty nine beans in a bowl of bean soup?

Because just one more and it would be two-farty

Why does d' perfect Irish stew require exactly two hundred n' terty nine beans?

Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.

Irish Chili Jokes More Irish Chili Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

How many beans do you put in Irish chili?

Two hundred and thirty-nine. Why Because one more would be two-farty.