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Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Why do Irish fried beans only have 239 beans?

Because the extra bean would be too farty.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?

Because one more bean would be too farty.

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Why did the Irishman only put 239 beans in his bean soup?

Because one more would be too farty

Why did the Irish woman only put 239 beans into her bean soup?

Because 1 more would have been 240...