What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

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Why are there exactly two hundred and thirty nine beans in an Irish Bean Soup?

Because if there were one more, it'd be two forty. (Too farty) This works much better when spoken out loud. The joke how Irish people pronounce "forty."

Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.