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What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

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Why didn't the Irishman add another bean?

He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty