Farty.
He thought he was going to Arrrland.
Arrrish
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...
Urine luck
Because its capital is always Dublin.
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Pubs
Ireland: More bars in more places
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
A consonant.
Because the capital is always Dublin!
Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
Because the population is always Dublin.
Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.
Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!
Because he's from New York.
Korea driven.
Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
He had a wail of a time.
He needed places to hide the bodies.
To find more people for the infantry! I'm sorry.
Because that would be illeagle
When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!
Because he was sheet faced.
That's how you set the bar high.