One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Farty.
He thought he was going to Arrrland.
Arrrish
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...
Urine luck
Because its capital is always Dublin.
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Pubs
Ireland: More bars in more places
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
A consonant.
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
Because the capital is always Dublin!
Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
Because the population is always Dublin.
Paddy O' Furniture
The referee said he wanted a clean fight.
Because he was Aminor
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Because the condition was untweetable.
They use Force quit.
He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together
Regular rocks are too heavy.
They both enjoy a good cavity search!
Because he enjoys living in denial.
Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.
Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.
He stopped at 239 because if he added another one it would be 'too farty'. It would've been funnier if I could do an Irish accent.
