One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty
Farty.
Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
He thought he was going to Arrrland.
A virgin.
Arrrish
Are ye alright in the back there lads?
Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...
Urine luck
Because its capital is always Dublin.
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Pubs
Ireland: More bars in more places
Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.
A consonant.
When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.
Because the capital is always Dublin!
Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.
Because it's capital is always Dublin.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
Because the population is always Dublin.
Paddy O' Furniture
Your place or mine
Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.
Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.
Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
Because the cow has the utter.
It's hard to drive when you're patting yourself on the back all the time.
Getting McCafe on McAfee
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
Cross fit
Goldfish like to muck around the fountain.
Chapped lips
Ice cubes.
