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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

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What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?

They think they are in a pickle.

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Why don't pirates ever stop going to brothels?

They can't get enough booty.

Where does a pirate keep his buccaneers?

Under his buckin' hat.

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture