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Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

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What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.

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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?

Because Somalia doesn't have an education system

Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

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What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?