Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

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How do I know you're not a cop -If I was a cop would I do this?

Starts breakdancing* Thats not as much proof as you think it is

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

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Why don't black people like pirates?

They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons?

Arr! It's driving me nuts!

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

What is the stinkiest number in Ireland?

Farty.