Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

What did the teacher think of your idea?

Son: She took it like a lamb Teacher: Really what did she say Son: Baa!

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why are pirates so bad at telling jokes?

Instead of 'knock knock', they say, 'Arrr you there!'

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What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.