Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

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Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...