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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

How do you make a pheromone?

Let his people go!

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What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

What do you call a fast sheep in Ireland?

A virgin.

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Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.