Dublin Jokes

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

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Why Ireland so rich?

Because its capital is always Dublin.

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

Why is Ireland the richest country in the world?

Because it's capital is always Dublin.

Why is the capitol of Ireland growing so fast?

Because the population is always Dublin.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

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