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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?