What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Don't asp me!

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A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.