What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again.