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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.