What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

What do you get when you mix laxatives with holy water?

A religious movement.

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What do you call a leper in a jacuzzi?

Stew. Bonus: what do you do if an epileptic jumps into a jacuzzi? You throw in your laundry.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)