What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What did one leper say to another?

Got yer nose!

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.