What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)