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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.