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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Leper Jokes More Leper Jokes

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

What do you call two lepers in a spar?

Soup

Saint Patrick Jokes More Saint Patrick Jokes

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

Honor Jokes More Honor Jokes

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.