What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What do you get when you mix a Dog and a Rhino?

How would Rhino?

What do you get when... what do you get when you mix a joke and a rhetorical question?

A rhetorical answer

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.