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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.

Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

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What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

Saint Patrick Day Jokes More Saint Patrick Day Jokes

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)