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Honor Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

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Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What's better than honor?

Inner