Honor Jokes

Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?

The guest of honor always shows up late!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

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Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 7 8!...(in honor of May 4th Star Wars day)...

How do single people honor Valentine's Day?

By Celibating!

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

It seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What's better than honor?

Inner