What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

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What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What does a scientologist and an almond have in common?

They are both nuts.