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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

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What do you get when you mix a Jehovah's Witness with an Atheist?

Someone who shows up to your door for no reason.

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!

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What did the Scientologist play on his Wii?

Xenublade

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.