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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow?

Mello Yellow

What do get when you mix two breads?

A hy-bread

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

What's a Scientologist's favourite piece of furniture in Rivendell?

Elrond's cupboard.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!