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What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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Elf Jokes More Elf Jokes

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall?

A year in prison if there's any justice.

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Scientologist Jokes More Scientologist Jokes

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?

A scientologist.