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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

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Why is Santa always happy?

Because he knows where the naughty girls live. (a kid told me this one)

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

What do you get when you mix an elf and a scientologist?

Elrond Hubbard!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

Why isn't there a college in the world of Harry Potter?

Because even Magic can't pay your college Loan

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?