What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between a baby and a salad?

Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?

A Holly Davidson!

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A dependent Claus.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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What did Harry Potter name his daughter?

Harry Daughter.

Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?