What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between a Canadian and an Italian?

Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What is the biggest difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa stops at three Ho's

What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

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How do elves spell?

With an elfabet.

Why was Santa sacked two days before Christmas?

Elf and safety

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What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

Whats the odd one out?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

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How does Harry Potter like his sandwiches to be cut?

Diagon alley

Why do so many people like Harry Potter?

It's a charming story.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.