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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between /r/funny and /r/jokes?

Is funny and is a joke!

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What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

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How does Harry Potter travel about?

Walking -Jk Rolling

What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed?!?!?