What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

What's the difference between Voldemort and Tyrion Lannister?

One had a horcrux, the other had a whorecrush..

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Why doesn't Santa give gifts to naughty kids?

Because it'd Krampus style.

What do you call some who is afraid of Santa?

Clausetrophobic. I'm here all week.

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

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What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

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Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Why did Harry Potter buy so many golden snitches?

Because they were only a quideach

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what