What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

What's the difference between handguns and feminists?

A handgun only has one trigger.

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How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Why does Santa have three gardens?

So he can "hoe, hoe, hoe."

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

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How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Why are there a lot of problem gamblers in the Harry Potter universe?

Because they have a quidditch.

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Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what