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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

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What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

How many elves does a German santa have?

Elf.

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What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic

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What's the loudest thing in the last two Harry Potter films?

Deaf Lee's "HELLO!"

How Obsessed am I with Harry Potter?

9 3/4 *Credit goes to a tee shirt I saw. I'm not that witty.*

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.