What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana

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Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

What goes red and white, red and white, red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a hill.

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When is being an "Alpha" not a good thing in the dating world?

When you are a type of radiation. No one wants someone who can't penetrate well.

What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to?

Cantelope.

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Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind?

Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"