What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

The knocking always speeds up.

Why doesn't The Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why did the dog run in circles?

He was a watchdog and needed winding.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana