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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Who's there! Burglar! Burglar who?

Burglars don't knock!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you think of this, you spin really fast and I'll fly a kite from the wind you make?

I'm not a big fan.

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.