What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

What song do they play at a Jehovah's witness funeral?

Knock, knock, knockin on Heavens door

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What do you call a wind that never gusts?

Disgusting.

What color is the wind?

Son: "What color is the wind " Mom: "The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent" Dad: "The wind is blue" Mom: "Blue How so " Dad: "Because the wind blew"