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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What is small, dark, and knocking at the door?

The future

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree do when he got really nervous?

He SOILed his pants I'llseemyselfout...

What do you call a man in a tree with a briefcase?

A branch manager.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What is the best way to stop a politician?

A really strong gust of wind.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.