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What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What do you call a potato with no limbs?

An amputater

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What is the color of the wind?

A. Blew.