What does a tree say after it gets knocked over by the wind?

I went out on a limb.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Limb Jokes More Limb Jokes

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Who's there! Blue! Blue who?

Blue away with the wind!

How do you make any watch a stopwatch?

Don't wind it.