How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

What's that, turkey?

GOBBLE GOBBLE Timmy fell in a well GOBBLE GOBBLE breaks turkey's neck no time for your riddles, in the oven you go

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What did the rich bald man want before he died?

Heairs.

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

Why did the tree keep getting grounded?

Because it was s knotty pine!

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How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious.

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What do you get when you cross a Cuban and a Pollock?

Ricky Retardo