How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What makes a grown man cry?

Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.

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How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.