How did the pollock die raking leaves?

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Eve want to move to New York?

She fell for the Big Apple!

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Pollock Jokes More Pollock Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.