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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What should you buy if your hair falls out?

A good vacuum cleaner!

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

What happens to a tapeworm after it dies?

It will be interred.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Why do pigs have flat snouts?

From running in to trees.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What do you call a charming tool?

A rake

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

Pollock Jokes More Pollock Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!