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How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you improve public transportation in Ferguson, MI?

Move the trees closer together.

What did the chopped wood say to the tree?

Run!

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

What's Sideshow Bobs least favorite creepypasta?

The Rake.

How did the blonde die raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Pollock Jokes More Pollock Jokes

How many pollocks does it take to paint a house?

1 to hold the brush and 1000 to turn the house!

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.