How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees?

A lumbering oaf.

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

How do you make a hotdog with a tree?

You fold it

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.