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How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where's my money?

A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

Who leaves money under the pillows of children with LGBT parents?

Surely you will have guessed - the brooth fairy.

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

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Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Fold Jokes More Fold Jokes

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

Why did the Origami Artist never win a poker match?

Because he will always fold.