What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

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What's it called when the bottom half of a fraction has loads of cake in it?

A denom-nom-nominator!

Why do skateboarders make lousy plumbers?

Because they only use half pipes.

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What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

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How can you double your money?

Look at it in a mirror.

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.

What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.