How can a can you double your money?

By folding it in half.

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Who's there? Hotel. Hotel who?

Ho, tell me where my money is!

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

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What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

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How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What's an accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath