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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

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Why can't Charlie Sheen finish the alphabet?

Because when he gets to 'P' it burns.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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What letter has to wait in line the longest?

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*