Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

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What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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How do you make the number one disappear?

Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!

Why must judges learn to spell well?

They must follow the letter of the law.