Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

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Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they get lost at C!

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How can you make seven even?

Take away the letter S.

Who's there! Adeline! Adeline who?

Adeline extra to the letter!