Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

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Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?

Because they often spend years at C EDIT: made it more punny

Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

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Envelope!