Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

They have to pull their own pants down.

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

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Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for?

Web design.