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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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What's the difference between me and my new couch?

The couch pulls out...

What did the judge say to the dentist?

Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?

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What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.