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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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How do you tell an X chromosome from a Y chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Bonaparte Jokes More Bonaparte Jokes

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.