Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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What do you call a nine-sided polygon that wishes to remain anonymous?

Anonagon.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.