Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

Why are you laughing?

My dentist just pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh about in that. But it was the wrong one!

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Who does Christopher Reeve wish he could be?

Christopher Walken