Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.