Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why is it so hard to pull over on the Pirate Highway?

Because there's a parrot on the shoulder.

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

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What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

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Why was Napoleon's last name Bonaparte?

He didn't have any ligaments

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

What did the pebble say to the rock?

I wish I was a little boulder!