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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What do you call an uneven body of water?

An inconsistensea.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!

Why do pigs run from medicine?

They hate getting cured.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?

He heard the snow-blower was coming.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

An animal that talks your head off.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How does a south central chicken cross the road?

In a bucket

Why do choirs keep buckets handy?

So they can carry their tune

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.