How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you call it when your water breaks and you can't get ahold of the midwife?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What mustache can an alien not pull off?

A human chu

Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover?

Because only he could pull it off.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister Matic!

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.