How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the egg say to the water?

I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken.

Why did the plant say after being watered?

I'm not hungry exactly, but I could still use a light snack".

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure a mute coworker?

Tell them a secret

How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do we know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What does a guy from Philly dunk his pretzel in?

A girl from Jersey.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

What's blue and looks like a bucket?

A red bucket in disguise.

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.