How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where do hipsters get their water?

From a well, actually.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

What did the apathetic philosopher doctor say?

Who cures?

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon get his wish?

Because he couldn't pull the wish Bonaparte.

Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

How do Australians sleep?

With their heads at the foot of the bed.

Dunk Jokes More Dunk Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Bucket Jokes More Bucket Jokes

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

What do a bucket and a woman have in common?

Before 1928, neither could vote.

Hiccup Jokes More Hiccup Jokes

Whats green and can jump a mile a minute?

A frog with hiccups!

What kind of beast is it you hear?

A duck.... with hiccups.