Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

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How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus