Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

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Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

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What did the astronaut from AA say in space?

Houston, I have a problem.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.

What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.