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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

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What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

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They are already cancelling it because it will never work and everyone wants it for free......

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...