What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

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How about the early worm?

How'd that work out for him

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

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What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.