What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Who do you call when your spacebar doesn't work?

A space engineer!

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

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What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?

Try or try not, there is no do.