Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
Who cures?
I'm cured!
Icee.
Tell them a secret
They hate getting cured.
The cure
When the ham is cured!
They work it out with a pencil.
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.
We're walking four abreast.
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
He spent all day gargoyling.
Because real doctors have cures.
Introduce him to Warhammer.
With oinkment.
How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a pencil.
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
Food
He worked it out with a pencil
He caught her in a 4-way
He wanted to see time fly!
You've got a lot of potential, son.
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!
You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.
He's trying to watch his sodium intake.
Well, I don't read it religiously." Bud-dum tss, I hate myself.
A good personality
Oinkment!
Make it into cured bacon
Luters
Luters.
