Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!
Who cures?
I'm cured!
Icee.
They hate getting cured.
The cure
When the ham is cured!
They work it out with a pencil.
The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.
We're walking four abreast.
He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.
He spent all day gargoyling.
Because real doctors have cures.
Introduce him to Warhammer.
With oinkment.
How does a mathematician cure her constipation She works it out with a pencil.
He worked it out with a pencil.
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
Food
12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.
Not right meow, I have a headache.
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
Oinkment!
Make it into cured bacon
Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.
Because if you added one more it'd be two farty.
He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit.
Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Forest gunk.
Reverse to make sure.
They went on stroke.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
