What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

Did you hear about the hungry clock?

It went back four seconds.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do penguins do in a race?

They peng-win