What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

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What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

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How to cure affluenza?

Introduce him to Warhammer.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What do the racehorse that finished in second and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's the fastest animal in the world?

A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal... The ethiopian chasing it.

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What did the dealer say to Ted when he caught him stealing heroin?

Your addicted.

Who would steal an artificial leg?

Im stumped.

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Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race?

Because he always came in a lil behind.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)