The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there
He worked it out with a pencil.
We're walking four abreast.
Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.
That was time consuming but I still want seconds.
Because only he could pull it off.
What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!
Neeeeeeeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.
