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What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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What did the second guesser with no self esteem say to Reddit?

Edit: nevermind...

Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

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Why do you never buy a woman a watch?

Because there's a clock on the stove.

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.