What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Who succeeded the first President of the USA?

The second one!

Why should you separate something into 62 parts if you want to make it tiny?

Because sixty-seconds=minute.

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Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

When do clocks die?

When their time is up.