What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Who's there! Allegra! Allegra who?

Allegra is broken!

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Why does James Bond keep telling people his real name?

Worst. Spy. Ever.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

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What does a Gorilla attorney study?

The Law of the jungle!

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.