What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

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Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

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How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

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What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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What do you see?

Patient: A house and Me: Wrong it's Batman. Ok this one Patient: I se Me: Nope. Batman again.

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.