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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

What's black, and breaks into houses?

A wrecking ball

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a dyslectic to take the left turn on the road?

Turn toward your side!

How can you tell the inventor of the toothbrush was from West Virginia?

If he was from anywhere else it would be called a teethbrush.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

Wrong Jokes More Wrong Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

Exclude Jokes More Exclude Jokes

What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.