What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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What do you say to a woman with a black eye?

Nothing. She's already been told.

How can you tell when the blonde's boyfriend's birthday is?

When she has a belt-buckle imprint on her forehead

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What's the penalty for bigamy?

Two mothers-in-law.

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law &amp Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

How many /r/Jokes users does it take to make a Joke?

WRONG! They don't make it, they steal it...

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.**... or right, or something in between.

Why did the excluded tree grow?

To be long.