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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.