How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

Because he needed his space.

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox?

They fixed it because they're the fawns

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!