How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

How many Apple workers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What does the commander say to the firing squad when they go camping?

Ready, aim, make the FIRE!

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How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.