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How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

Luters.

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did the welder put on a scuba tank?

Someone's got to fix this sub.

How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!