How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

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What music do they play in a Mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

What do you need to fix it?

Asparagus. (A spare, I guess)

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!