Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

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What do you get when you mix up literature and alcohol?

Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

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What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!