Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the problem with leptokurtic data sets?

They tend to be mean.

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little asian kids

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call it when someone resuscitates a person who chokes on alcohol?

La chaim-lich maneuver.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.