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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

Do you know the problem with UDP jokes?

How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell?

Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.