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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

Why can you trust a coffee roaster?

Because he never spills the beans

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.