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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Solution Jokes More Solution Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

What do you call it when you spill meth into your cake mix?

Baking Bad

Stain Jokes More Stain Jokes

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.