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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who always phones people?

Colin.

What is the definition of "making love"?

Something a woman does while a guy is screwing her.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What did the terrorist say to the waiter after his meal?

These hot wings have made me a ticking time bomb.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

Dissolve Jokes More Dissolve Jokes

Which one dissolves?

The polar bear, because he's polar!

Which bear dissolves in water?

The white bear, because it's polar

Accord Jokes More Accord Jokes

What do you get when you wreck a Honda Accord into a Saturn Ion?

An Accordion....I'll, uh, see myself out.

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What's hairy dangerous and only surfs the Net when there's a full moon?

The www.erewolf.

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

What do you get when you mix /r/Pokémon and /r/gonewild?

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