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What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

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What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

What did the black kid get on his SAT?

Barbecue sauce

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon?

The food is great, but there’s just no atmosphere.

Why do telescopes like the Moon so much?

Because they find him very down to earth.

Printer Jokes More Printer Jokes

Why did the printer have wet ink?

Because it couldn't control P

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Hypocrite Jokes More Hypocrite Jokes

What church do hypocrites belong to?

All of them.

How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.