What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What jumps up and down in front of a car?

Froglights!

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.