What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Jail-birds!

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.