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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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What do you can an epileptic What do you call an epileptic in a garden?

Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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Who's there! Ammon! Ammon who?

Ammon old hand at picking locks!

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.