What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the dog take when he was run down?

The license number of the car that hit him.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How will an IT guy fix a lamp?

He'll restart the nuclear power plant

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What kind of cell phone doesn't have a lock?

A Nokia

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.