What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What do you call a lock with low self-confidence?

Insecure.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.