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What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

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How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

How much Squidwards does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Zero, because none of them knows how to

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What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

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What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

What do Disney movies and coathangers have in common?

They can both bring out the child from within.