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Whats the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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A priustoric!

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Because there's always Whos there!

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I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

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They are always asking for change.

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They add another coat.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

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This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

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Because he always "hasaki!"

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Be too drunk to find your keys.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.