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Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

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Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

Where do Year 1 Guardians buy their clothes?

Twilight Gap

What clothes do lawyers wear to work?

Lawsuits.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What do you need to poop in the forest?

Toiletries

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What did the ceiling fan say?

YEEEEAAAAH! GO CEILING! YOU NUMBER ONE BABY! WOOOOOOHOOOOOO!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in