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Athiest Jokes More Athiest Jokes

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes More Arnold Schwarzenegger Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's more fun then swinging a baby on a clothes line?

Stopping it with a shovel.

Where do you buy a baby?

Hole Foods.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Clothe Jokes More Clothe Jokes

What are these clothes on the floor?

A dead Jedi" I replied

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Heaven Jokes More Heaven Jokes

What's in Heaven and Hell?

In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.