Having to admit you have autism:,P
Seeing your ex.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
The watery stools
The training.
Cotton mouth
Nothing.
A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
Shaking Bad.
Getting hit by Rice
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
The episode.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
You have to drop the bomb twice.
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
When you get stiff before she does.
All the pairs of floating eyes
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Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
It's a lot of dam work.
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
Having to toss everyone's salad
It never happens just once.
You only get paid in tips.
You can't get to the root of the problem.
Ford was my best friend.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
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You don't get a lollipop afterwards
The fact you love it.
Everyone knows you're a master baiter!
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Shaking hands.
To get to the other side
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
There are literally Sicilians.
They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.
By feeding the poor to the hungry.
OC) Because he had the power of a torn knee
Oc Because he cantaloupe.
Parents.
Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
What Men Know About Women
They think on a whole different dimension.
A golfer goes "damn" and a skydiver goes "damn".
Because he reached terminal velocity.
They never want to log off.
Garry Oldman.
