Having to admit you have autism:,P
The watery stools
The training.
Cotton mouth
Nothing.
Getting hit by Rice
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
The episode.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
You have to drop the bomb twice.
All the pairs of floating eyes
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Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
It's a lot of dam work.
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
It never happens just once.
You only get paid in tips.
Ford was my best friend.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
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You don't get a lollipop afterwards
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Shaking hands.
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::
Impatient OC from r/dadjokes
He had deadlines to meet
Paulinating.
Paul stop monkeying around!
The damming evidence
A bvr
Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
I don't know, but their flag's a plus.
Well, the flag's a big plus
Battlefield: Call of Duty
He was on duty.
