Having to admit you have autism:,P
Seeing your ex.
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it
The watery stools
The training.
Cotton mouth
Nothing.
A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
Shaking Bad.
Getting hit by Rice
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
The episode.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
You have to drop the bomb twice.
Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.
When you get stiff before she does.
All the pairs of floating eyes
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Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
It's a lot of dam work.
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
Having to toss everyone's salad
It never happens just once.
You only get paid in tips.
You can't get to the root of the problem.
Ford was my best friend.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
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You don't get a lollipop afterwards
The fact you love it.
Everyone knows you're a master baiter!
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Shaking hands.
To get to the other side
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.
It lacks gravity.
The punch line...
Because property is theft.
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
Not much, but the flag is a big plus.
Well, the flag is a big plus.
The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::
Because all the roads lead to Rome.
Because they pull out at the last second.
Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!
LONG) Damn.
