Having to admit you have autism:,P
Seeing your ex.
The watery stools
The training.
Cotton mouth
Nothing.
Getting hit by Rice
Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
The episode.
You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
You have to drop the bomb twice.
All the pairs of floating eyes
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Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
It's a lot of dam work.
If it's a good one you will be able to talk about it later!
It never happens just once.
You only get paid in tips.
You can't get to the root of the problem.
Ford was my best friend.
The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
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You don't get a lollipop afterwards
Everyone knows you're a master baiter!
Oh, because this isn't Facebook - it's a mattress label. My bad.
The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror
Shaking hands.
To get to the other side
Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.
Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
A 6-pack and a potato.
He raised Cain.
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"
The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "
They both sleep all night and whack all day!
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
Parabolems?
The bogey monster
In case they get a hole in one!
The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit
The canoe tips.
Tell them it's nearly finished.
European.
