Whack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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Miyagi Jokes More Miyagi Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Why was Jon walking backwards on the first day of school?

Everyone kept saying it was back to school time.

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why was Star Wars shot Episodes 4, 5, 6, then 1, 2, 3?

Because in charge of directing, Yoda was

What's the difference between a gun and amnesia?

Oh shoot, I forgot...

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

Why did you dump those vegetables on my desk?

Criminal: You said it was time to spill the beans.

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

Bad Golfer Jokes More Bad Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"