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Whack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What element can you find in almost any shoe store?

Heelium!

Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

Why do I have a temperature of 101.3?

Me: Maybe you're pregnant Wife: What's wrong with you *damn you webMD, damn you.

What's a Jackhammer's Best Friend?

Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

They have the best schools for it.

What's the difference between spider man and Superman?

Peter Parker can shoot webs. Clark Kent.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What do you call a little Spanish girl that searches for Redditors?

Fedora the explorer.

What's the meanest thing someone's ever said to you?

Oh, you're a redditor?

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

Bad Golfer Jokes More Bad Golfer Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "