Whack Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day?

After a week he was spotless!

Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

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Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Siberian husky and an Alaskan husky?

About 1500 miles.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone