Whack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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Lumberjack Jokes More Lumberjack Jokes

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Big Similarity Jokes More Big Similarity Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Why do women live on average two years longer?

Because the time they spend parking doesnt count.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and LeBron James?

LeBron James doesnt give you 4 quarters.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

Who's Bill Cosby's favourite Disney princess?

Sleeping Beauty

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ!

Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do with most of his time?

Stay up all night wondering if there is a Dog.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.