Whack Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Why did the seal make a Tinder account?

To find a Significant Otter.

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

What do you call the mafia of aggressive pepper salesmen?

The all up in yo business.

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What do you call a redditor in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile

What is a Redditor's favorite car brand?

The Snoobaru.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Miyagi Jokes More Miyagi Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san