They both sleep all night and whack all day!
A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".
The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"
Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"
It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.
Some days the wind doesn't blow.
A football match.......
Make blonde jokes!
Because it has two shifts.
Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!
He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.
Civic doody.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
I said, "I don't know officer, I just opened the boot and there she was."
Timbr
Osama-Been-Loggin'
