Big Similarity Jokes

What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!

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What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Both of their last big hits were the wall.

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What did the painter say to the wall?

One more crack, and I'll plaster you.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Both of their last big hits were the wall.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.