What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.

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What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

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Dam!

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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!