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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do you keep brown bears off your property?

Build a wall

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

It depends how hard you throw.

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Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar