What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?

A bad golfer goes "Damn!" A bad skydiver goes "Damn!"

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

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What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

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Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)