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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

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What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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What did a disappointed Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he fished up a Salmon?

IT'S NOT A TUNA!!!

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.