What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

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What do Pink Floyd & Dale Earnhart have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What's the difference between Pink Floyd and Princess Diana?

Pink Floyd kept going after the wall.

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What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

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What's worse than a fish in the SS?

In. Man, I did that coming.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!