What did the fish say when it hit the w...

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do you call balls on the wall?

Walnuts. What do you call balls on a chest Chestnuts. What do you call balls on a chin My throne

What is a man's ultimate shame?

When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?