What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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What sound does Korean bread make when it hits a wall?

Bang! (!)

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Reptiles!

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

Fish!