What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

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What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Both of their last big hits were the wall.

What did the mime say to the wall?

Tough getting by these days.

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What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

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What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

What do you call someone who is really good at fishing?

A master-baiter