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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream?

Because the bus hit him.

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

She hits women

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What kind of a fish do you always find on a beach?

A dead one...

What did the fish say to the man draining its aquarium?

WATER YOU DOING