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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

What do you get when you throw a baby against a wall?

An erection

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What did the Tin Man say when he got run over by a steamroller?

Curses! Foil again!