What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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What do lightning bolts do when they laugh?

They crack up

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.