What lights up a football pitch at night?

How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

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What's big, white and goes down on you in the middle of the night?

An Airbus A320.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!