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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many indie kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

None because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

Why was the little shoe sad?

I'm here all night

Football Match Jokes More Football Match Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

Football Pitch Jokes More Football Pitch Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!