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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Why's that?

I keep getting calls in the night.

Football Match Jokes More Football Match Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

Football Pitch Jokes More Football Pitch Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!