What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

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Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

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What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!