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What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

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What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

What do you call someone who doesn't know how to party?

Illiterate (il-lit-erate)

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.