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What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

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How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

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Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan