What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

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What do you do if the lights in a Chinese food restaurant are too bright?

Dim Sum.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!