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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why was the baseball team hot?

It didn't have any fans!

Why was Nikola Tesla a fan of Marvel?

Because he didn't like DC...

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?

Turkey.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?

Because she was a litter bug.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What does that mean?

More kids tripping in lab coats

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!