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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along?

Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who doesn't like Turkey?

Russia.

Why does duck taste better than turkey?

Because turkey is just poultry in comparison.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!