Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

What do cubs fans do after they win the world series?

They turn off their Xbox.

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What's ISIS favourite meal?

Turkey! Its the bomb!

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

Why did the monster stop playing with his brother?

He got tired of kicking him around.

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Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

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What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan