Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

What will you have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!