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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

Because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the ghost get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was sheet faced.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

How do you get ready for a trip around the Sun?

Planet

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A trip to Israel.

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!