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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

Why isn't Sean Connery an unmarried roofer?

He's not a fan of the shingle life.

What did Justin Bieber's biggest fan say to him when they met?

Nothing, hes a fan.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise.

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!