Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Previous Random Joke Next

Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

How did the firefly feel when he flew into the fan?

He was de-lighted

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why did the cheerleader get kicked out on her last day of school?

X-post from /r/punny Because you can't end on a prep position.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan