Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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What do you call fans of the new iPhone 7?

Pod people.

What did the unimpressed wind turbine say?

I'm not a fan.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Basketball team?

Cause she ran away from the ball

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan