Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

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Fan Jokes More Fan Jokes

What do cubs fans do after they win the World Series?

They turn off their Xbox.

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

What did the detective say when he tripped over a pretzel left by the perp?

Well, that was an unexpected twist!

Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

Football Stadium Jokes More Football Stadium Jokes

What lights up a football stadium?

A football match!

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!