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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

Why don't you want a turkey at your Thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

Who is never hungry at Christmas?

The turkey - he's always stuffed!

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken