Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Where do turkeys go to have a good time?

The Turkey Club

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Whose the most vague person in the Military?

General Direction.

What's the fastest branch of the military?

The Marines. When they retire, they're corvettes.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.