Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

What do you get if you cross a nun and a chicken?

A pecking order.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What do you call black people in the military?

Geurrilla warfare

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks