Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken go around the world?

Because his name was Marco Pollo..

Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt: