Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

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What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Why did the Turkey join the band?

Because he had two Drumsticks.

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What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks