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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did France say to Turkey?

That's not nice.

Why can't you have Christmas dinner in the EU?

Because there is no Turkey

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

Whose the most vague person in the Military?

General Direction.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks