March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Previous Random Joke Next
Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say about the television program from the 1950s?

There's a little bit too much grayvy.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Military Jokes More Military Jokes

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.