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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

Why did the one-handed man cross the road?

To get to the second hand shop.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cat and a gorilla?

An animal that puts you out a night!

Why did Chewbacca cross the road?

WWWRRRRRRGWWWRRRR!

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

Tofu Jokes More Tofu Jokes

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

& Gt Jokes More & Gt Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

Gt simplistic 10 letters