Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken with political ambition?

Republic-hen

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

Why did the Chili Pepper cross the road?

To get to the Otherside!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What do you get when you cross a sheep stealer with royalty?

Mutton Looter King

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.

Tofu Jokes More Tofu Jokes

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt