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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What did the lesbian rattlesnake say to Hillary after they finished making love?

You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?

A very upset child.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

How does a guy prove he's tough?

He jogs home after his vasectomy.. Fairly old, vasectomies may not be so bad any longer.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

Tofu Jokes More Tofu Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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When is a --- not a ---?

Joke I'll start you off: When is a door not a door &gt