Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What came first the egg or the Chicken?

The egg, of course. Isn't that what I just said?

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

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What happened to the road?

Depressions.

Why did Jesus fall on the side of the road?

Because he was crossed.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food?

Hop suey!

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Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt: