Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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Why did the two chickens cross the road?

To avoid debating Bernie Sanders

Why the chicken cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side

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Why'd the chicken cross the road.?

Reasons unknown

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

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What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar?

Robbery with violets!

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty?

Misoyaki!

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What is the most simplistic way to get downvoted?

Gt simplistic 10 letters

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt: