Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who couldn't pee?

Urine trouble!

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

Breast Jokes More Breast Jokes

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?

Because it said "concentrate"!

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq