Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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What food describes most men?

Jerky.

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Karma, Whores.

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The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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Her navel.

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Because it says "concentrate"

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Because they are made to concentrate.

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Why do men stare at a woman's breasts?

To prove they can focus on two things at once.