Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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What's the most dangerous, predominantly black area known to man?

Space

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

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How do attractive men pay for things?

They handsome money to the cashier

What do you call someone who keeps trying the same thing again and again, yet expects different results?

A weapons designer for the First Order.

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What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.

Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Concentrate Jokes More Concentrate Jokes

Why did the acid perform poorly?

Because it didn't concentrate.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice box?

Because it says "concentrate"

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.