Breast Jokes

What do electric trains and breasts have in common?

They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.

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What does a 75-year-old woman have between her breasts that a 25-year-old doesn't?

Her navel.

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What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

Why is Coolio always able to play craps?

He's got a gangsta's pair a dice.

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

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What did the mayonnaise say to the man opening the fridge door?

Don't look. I'm dressing.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Click here to find out!

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

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What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.