What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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I literally chant even...

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What do a chick and KFC have in common?

Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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How is a woman like KFC?

After you're done with the breasts and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box.

What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

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What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

When you're done with the breast and thighs, the only thing left is a greasy box to put your bone in

What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?

By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.