It's finger licking good.
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
They fry pranes
Because they finish each other's sentences
Neither of us have finished The Castle.
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
They like horsin' around.
FaceBAWK!
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant!
He heard boys' pants were half off.
You keep hearing about them, but you never see one
Because he always put 5 commas before chameleon.
Nobody can judge you on your age difference.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."