They like horsin' around.
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Pumpkin
Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
A virgin
Pretty good!
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
A full set of teeth.
Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.
They are used to being chaste.
Me: Ice cream
The mafia doesn't like witnesses.
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
Both of them fill a stadium with 60,000 people shouting " "
Because all of the fans left.
It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed
Ginger ale.
Two test tickles.
Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter
Just run for office!
Because I ran over it with my car.
