They like horsin' around.
To keep the cheerleaders from grazing at halftime.
If it was invented anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Pumpkin
Either way, someone is losing a trailer.
A virgin
Pretty good!
Because it is not called a teethbrush.
I pronounce it Frankfort.
He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!
A full set of teeth.
Because he likes Tibet.
Milk and Bookies.
Because all of the fans left.
Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
SUNY
Because Oct31 = Dec25
Better grip. Happy Halloween
Self raising.
Because no one man should have all that flour.
They're intended for children but it's the men who usually end up playing with them.
Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.
You know, they're right... we do taste like chicken!
You're hired
