Graze Jokes

What's a buffalo's favorite activity?

Grazing.

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What grazes in the Higgs Field?

The Higgs Bison!

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

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Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Pot Jokes More Pot Jokes

Why Did The Cows Go To Graze In The Marijuana Fields?

It was a case of the pot calling the cattle back...

What does an egg say to a pot of boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by this chick.

Stoner Jokes More Stoner Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk and a stoner?

A drunk drives right through a stop sign, a stoner waits for it to turn green.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?

A bullfighter!

Cattle Jokes More Cattle Jokes

Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

University Jokes More University Jokes

What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees

Stadium Jokes More Stadium Jokes

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left